The Top 13 Are Tip-Top

Wow. So this season is going to be a hard one to predict. There is such a variety of talent going on that it has my head spinning. Or maybe it was that second glass of wine. But whose counting.



Lauren - Sort felt like I was at a county fair karaoke contest. Actually, there was no sort of about it.

Casey – I sort of love you. Will you be my American Idol boyfriend?

Ashton – Diana Ross you are not. Not even close. You’re pretty though and that will get you far.

Paul – While I do love you, what were all of those moves around the dance floor? And I think you left your tooth whitener on for a few hours too long.

Pia – You’re an amazing singer. And you’re pretty. But I think you forgot to remove the curtain that was stuck back of your dress.

James - (aka monkey ears) I like you more and more every week. But please, what’s up with the earring – it’s really just drawing attention a region you don’t need to be drawing attention to. (I can insult him because I’m perfect in every way)

Haley - I actually like you, just think this isn’t the right competition for you. But hey, I could be wrong. Nahh, I’m always right.

Jacob – I’m pretty sure your concierge days are over. You rule.

Thia – You’re good, but boring. Totally forgettable. I already forgot you.

Stefano – Was it just me or did that song make you anxious? I see you on Broadway. Maybe.

Karen – Not so much.

Scotty – I don’t know. You have a good voice, but as the third country singer to perform tonight, I’m worried about you. But not enough to lose sleep over it.

Naima - Wowza girl. If you don’t make it on American Idol, you should try out for So You Think You Can Dance. You’ve got the moves.

This One's For You Prywes

I hearby announce that Michael Prywes has a score of 18 points. They were previously miscalculated.

Now get off my back Prywes!

Our Standings as of Now

Good afternoon peeps. Welcome to the super awesome and totally exclusive American Idol blog. I just sent out everyone's standings going into the top 13. You know I'm not cheating because I'm currently in last place. And apparently Audrey knows someone with insider information because she is starting this round with a perfect score. There's always someone that ruins the curve, isn't there?

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